Hoteps Been Told You

Trying to make the world more Hotep

Episodes

May 29, 2026

1hr 50 min

This week we discuss the New York Knicks making to the NBA finals, Top 50 rappers from New York, kevin Hart and more 
 
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May 22, 2026

2hr 1 min

The Hoteps dive into whether ICEMAN was fire or not, How many Grifts does HJ have, Unc goes from a camaro to a Chevette and more 
 
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May 15, 2026

2hr 3 min

on Drake eve the Hoteps discuss the upcoming Drake album, Chud getting booked, Was the ending of the Kemedicine show a false flag and more 
 
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May 8, 2026

1hr 55 min

The pod covers the Stefon Diggs Trial, Hantavirus outbreak and more....
Yes Biggie WON
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May 1, 2026

2hr 16 min

The Hoteps get back from the Grifties and run down what a great show it was. Then we dive into The Klay and Meg drama Adrien Broner's fall from grace , Jay Z back on the scene and more 
 
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Apr 24, 2026

2hr 17 min

The Hoteps discuss the SPLC scandal, Unc goes on Trial and more
 
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Apr 17, 2026

2hr 30 min

We’re living in a new era where the internet reacts to death with instant analysis instead of mourning. That dynamic was on full display after the sudden passing of Ashlee Jenee.
Ashlee, known online for her relationship with a white crypto investor, was found dead in a hotel room. Early reports suggested suicide, but social media quickly spun up its own theories, pointing fingers and dissecting her personal life in real time.
The speculation grew so loud that major online personalities jumped into the conversation, adding even more layers to an already sensitive situation.
Regardless of the noise, it’s a heartbreaking loss. Rest in peace, Ashlee.
 
Meanwhile, another story had the timeline in a chokehold.
Reports surfaced that J Prince Jr., son of a well‑known Houston figure, was connected to an alleged attempt to confront Detroit rapper AllStar JR. But the situation flipped in a way no one expected.
Instead of being overwhelmed, AllStar JR reportedly defended himself, disarmed one of the attackers, and left one of the alleged assailants hospitalized.
The aftermath? Pure shock across social media. People are still trying to piece together what happened, who was involved, and what this means moving forward.
 
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Apr 10, 2026

2hr 47 min

As tensions remain high, Unc and HJ break down the first round of the ongoing conflict, reacting to a tentative ceasefire and what it really means moving forward.
Then it gets messy…
Dirty Diana 👀NFL insider Diana Russini finds herself at the center of controversy after reports surface of a romantic getaway with Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel—despite both being married. Once the story drops, more allegations and stories begin to surface, painting a much bigger picture.
Hot Topics 🔥
Whitlock vs. Matt Barnes — media vs. athlete beef heats up
Offset shooting incident — what we know so far
Is hip-hop losing its grip? A look at the charts since Drake’s dominance
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Apr 3, 2026

2hr 3 min

 
War is still raging in the Middle East, and the Hoteps open the show breaking down Trump’s speech from the night before. From there, the conversation jumps to the latest moon mission — with a Black astronaut taking part — and what that means for the culture.
Then we get into a topic I’ve been warning y’all about for years:
Pooh Shiesty.
Federal agents held a press conference announcing that Pooh has gotten himself into a world of trouble… again. This time, he allegedly robbed Gucci Mane — the man who signed him — at gunpoint and forced him to sign paperwork. Let’s not forget: Pooh is the founder of the Pooh Shiesty mask and the spark behind YN behavior worldwide. I told y’all about his influence years ago on this pod. Nobody listened but Unc.
Next up: Ye’s show last night. Three nights in London the same weekend as Hov, and honestly… the Cali show wasn’t hitting. Audio issues, stage issues — mid all around. I ended up going to sleep. And now Ye is set to perform three nights at Wireless the same weekend as Hov.
So the question becomes:
Who’s about to have the most entertaining weekend — Ye or Hov?
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Mar 27, 2026

2hr 21 min

The Iran war rolls on, and the Hoteps open the show debating who’s actually winning. Hotep Jesus breaks down the ancient bloodlines in play, while Uncle Hotep warns about the real danger sitting in the Strait of Hormuz.
Then we pivot to the timeline’s favorite menace:
Druski does it again… but at what cost
Druski is back adding to his Hall‑of‑Fame run of A1 comedy bits — this time taking aim at conservative white women, “allegedly” channeling Erika Kirk. Niggas are crying laughing, Red Whites are furious, and everyone agrees he struck gold again. But the question remains: does this one finally get him into some trouble.
“My GOAT is full of shit… smh”
Jay‑Z continues his Epstein Files damage‑control tour and sits down with GQ for an interview that has Black Twitter confused, annoyed, and side‑eyeing. One moment stands out: Hov saying he’s against rap battles now because of how nasty fans and stans get online.
Which raises the obvious question: Did he realize that before or after he let Kendrick call Drake a pedo in front of the world.
Unc has plenty more to pick apart in that interview — so we hand him the ball and tell him we need 83.
From there, the Hoteps debate whether Swizz Beatz is really a top‑10 producer, Usher defending Diddy, Black Ice agents, and more.
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